Belly Flop Championship

Belly Flop Championship

In America everybody has a chance to be a champion. So what if a person wasn't born tall enough to be a basketball player! So what if a person wasn't born with a body strong enough to be a football player! So what if a person doesn't have good eyesight to be good at golf! So what if a person doesn't have the legs for track! So what? In America none of that will stop a person from becoming a champion.

The 14th annual belly flop contest -- Yes, belly flop contest -- was held yesterday. Yes, sir, belly flop. See the video.

I'm proud to post here that an American firefighter won the championship. One of those good American who everyday puts himself out for Americans. So this belly flopping contest is no small achievement. It draws American firefighters, serious men, to the competition.

The winner of the 14th annual belly flop contest got a week-long trip for two to Mexico. I hope he and his guest enjoy themselves in Mexico and when they return to America, it's not by way of the Arizona border, unless they have their birth certificates, certified birth certificates, no duplicates or copes, and to avoid hassle with Arizona's authorities, don't look foreign, that is, don't look too much like our Mexican brothers and sisters.